Greta Layne

Greta Layne is a hot blooded writer and naked ice cream chef. As one of Naked Girls Reading's favorite ladies, she's tantalized audiences with a stunning perspective and dangerous curves since May of 2009. She debuted that month at "Naked Girls Rock" by reading some of the most ghetto rap lyrics ever recited in the nude. Since then, she's gone on to tease us with erotic strains of her own writing, letters from the Zodiac Killer and an equally killer recipe for naked ice cream.

Greta Layne's Favorite Literary Quotes

"I want to do to you what spring does with the cherry trees." - Pablo Neruda

"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat." - Anais Nin

"If we are to judge of love by its consequences, it more nearly resembles hatred than friendship." - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing." - Sylvia Plath

"Cruelty, like every other vice, requires no motive outside of itself; it only requires opportunity." - George Eliot

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